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"Dallas Sucks" Teddy Bear

Meet our "Dallas Sucks" teddy bear. He may look cute and cuddly, but he has a massive chip on his shoulder, very likely has a drinking problem, and of course has a toxic relationship with all Philly sports. 

Teddy:    

  • Made from the finest and softest materials, it’s the perfect cuddling buddy for Birds fans of all ages
  • Filled with PE/PVC pellets
  • Weight: 9.21 oz. (0.26 kg)
  • Measures 9.5″ (24.13 cm) sitting down
  • One-size
  • Keep away from Toy Story’s Woody and other toys resembling cowboys