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    Philadelphia Phillies Phillie Phanatic Phillie Moderate funny New Yorker cartoon Paul Noth washed denim Comfort Colors t-shirt by Phillygoat
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    Philadelphia Phillies Phillie Phanatic Phillie Moderate funny New Yorker cartoon Paul Noth washed denim Comfort Colors t-shirt by Phillygoat
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel
    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee by Phillygoat – Philadelphia sports apparel

    "The Philly Moderate" Comfort Colors Tee

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    • "OK. Let's all just settle down and enjoy the game." - The Philly Moderate πŸ˜‚

      From the moment we first saw this brilliant cartoon in the New Yorker, we knew we had to have it in our store. We reached out to cartoonist Paul Noth, who graciously created a color version of his classic cartoon exclusively for Phillygoat. We're proud to now share this witty officially licensed cartoon with all youse.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES ABOVE


    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Comfort Colors 1717 tee. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once my toxic relationship with Philly sports eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, β€œooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneckΒ style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Battle Brothers Foundation logo on right sleeve because this shirt helps support our veterans
      8. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository