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"Green Sabbath" Coffee | Sundee Breakfast Blend | THüNDER MüD™ Collab

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Experience the electrifying fusion of heavy metal and Philly football with the "Green Sabbath" Sundee Breakfast Blend. A collaboration with our friends at THüNDER MüD™, this coffee, sourced from the fertile river banks of the Schuylkill River, embodies the intensity of a fourth-quarter drive at the Linc with the power of Ozzy's vocals, culminating in a headbanging tush push against your morning sleepiness.

(Once you place your order we will roast your beans in fire and brimstone while blaring Black Sabbath's "Master of Reality" album directly at them to ensure your coffee is infused with maximum evilness.)