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    • Urban Dictionary defines "philthy" as downright dirt nasty, but in a good way (a.k.a. in a Philly way). Get philthy in this go-to tee that fits like a well-worn favorite. Designed in the retro vintage Philadelphia baseball font of our youth, this t-shirt is Philly AF.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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    Red
    Heather Midnight Navy
    Dark Grey Heather
    Heather True Royal
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    Heather Dust
    White
    Ocean Blue
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    Customer Reviews

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    Heather P
    Super cool

    Love the Philthy tee and tank, great quality

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    Steven Lamborn
    Philthy T

    It’s a real clean look! Let’s go Fightin Phils!!

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    Teresa Martin
    Philly t shirt

    I purchased as a gift the Philthy T
    Quality was good and size was perfect

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    Kimberly Jones
    Christmas Gift for my Dad

    Bought the “Philthy” t-shirt for my Dad for Christmas. He’s Philly born and bred. He unwrapped the gift, pulled the shirt out of the box and laughed his whole a$# off. He immediately put the shirt on and rocked it all Christmas Day and night. He said it was the best shirt ever. You’ve got a customer for life!

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    Jenna Jackson
    Always amazing!

    Our family LOVES Phillygoat!! All of their products are fun and great quality!