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  • "Hot Pants Patrol" Sweatshirt

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    • Bring back the Hot Pants Patrol!!! Debuting on April 10, 1971 - the first game ever played at Veteran's Stadium, this group of young attractive usherettes showed lucky phans to their seats all the way up until 1982. The Hot Pants Patrol brought the crowds out in droves with an easy-on-the-eyes uniform that consisted of a red mini-skirt jumpsuit and white go-go boots. Although they may have retired four decades ago, the iconic the Hot Pants Patrol still lives on in our hearts and on this super soft retro sweatshirt.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      4. Classic varsity crewneck lets the world know you’re a baller
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: medium heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 4 reviews

    Really cute! True to size

    Theresa S.
    Hot Pants Patrol Sweatshirt

    I love the sweatshirt, the website said sizes run small so I ordered one size up and it’s a little big on me but I don’t want to exchange for size since it’s a great sweatshirt. Hard to believe that my time as a Hot Pants usherette was 50 years ago (yikes)! Great memories. Thank you for adding this design.

    Donna Brody

    Very pleased with company. Took care of my exchange very well!

    Michael Postus
    Hot Pants sweatshirt

    My wife who was a hot pants girl in 75 and 76, was absolutely thrilled to get the sweatshirt.