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    • Remember Philadelphia Phil & Phillis - those two adorably wholesome kiddos who had a brief cup of coffee as Philadelphia's baseball mascots? Ever wonder what became of them after they danced their way into fans' hearts at the Vet back in the day? Well wonder no more, because we're here to tell you that Phillis grew up, ditched her lame-a$$ brother, and became a dancer of a different sort. Now she goes by "Philthy Phillis" and we're big fans of how she turned out.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

    • *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Perfect for Wawa coffee, but can also be used for tea if you're highfalutin.
      3. Classic and durable ceramic mug (because mugs made of loose leaf paper did not score well with consumers in early product development testing).
      4. Rounded corners for a smooth, easy drinking experience (sharp jagged corners also did not test well with consumers).
      5. C-handle for a natural grip when drinking coffee (but you can easily extend your pinky if drinking tea)
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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