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  • "Joel EmFeed Me" Raglan Tee

    • Keep feeding the big fella in the paint!

      The most dominant center in the game is hungry for a basketball championship in Philadelphia. Let's eat.

      Nom. Nom. Nom.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Triblend fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      4. Softball-inspired ¾ length long sleeve lets the world know you’re a baller
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your triblend raglan tee is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Iron, steam or dry: low heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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    Vintage Black / Premium Heather
    Premium Heather / Vintage Black

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