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The Gang Teaches Ben simmons How to Shoot Women's Tank Top

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  • This is the Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode that 76ers fans are dying to see. Ben Simmons is a world class talent whose basketball potential is as intoxicating as his inability to shoot is mind-boggling. Time after time we are left scratching our heads wondering why one of the best athletes in the universe who gets paid millions of dollars to play basketball for a living would still get shot under the table by my 10-year-old niece Sally in a game of H-O-R-S-E… But alas, all hope is not lost because Mac, Charlie, Dennis, Dee, and Frank are here to take the kitten mittens off of Ben and fix his shooting form with some tough love and fight milk. We already know the D.E.N.N.I.S. system can teach Ben how to score off the basketball court, now the Gang’s collective wisdom will teach him how to score on it. This script pretty much writes itself…

     

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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