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The Gang Teaches Ben Simmons How to Shoot Sweatshirt

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  • This is the Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode that 76ers fans are dying to see. Ben Simmons is a world class talent whose Hall of Fame potential is as intoxicating as his penchant for not shooting jump shots is mind-boggling. We’ve already seen Dennis Reynolds teach the finer points of scoring via the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, now we can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue from Ben learning how to score from the Gang on the basketball court. The script pretty much writes itself, but even if this never gets made, we could always imagine Frank “The Trash Man” Reynolds going after the Celtics kneecaps.

    See more jawns like this in our 76ers Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Classic varsity crewneck lets the world know you’re a baller
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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