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  • "The Bryce Is Right" Tee

    • “Come on down!” and get this super comfortable Bryce Is Right t-shirt. Or, if you’re feeling lucky, you can always hold out for whatever’s behind door #2 (it’s probably a jet-ski).

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Color
    Black Heather
    Red
    Heather Midnight Navy
    Maroon
    Dark Grey Heather
    Heather True Royal
    Tan
    Heather Dust
    White
    Athletic Heather
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    Customer Reviews

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    Jessica J
    Love the design

    Love the design. Great look and very clever

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    Darlene Mulhern
    Clever

    The shirts were a gift for my South Jersey son. My daughter recently bought her own shirts to support Philly teams when they play in south Florida. We will be getting shirts to “represent” where we live in South Carolina. Love these shirts and hats. Great service, clever sayings and well constructed shirts.

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    Diann
    Size up!

    Absolutely love the design.
    I bought this for my husband’s birthday. He will wear it, but it is much tighter than he would like. He has another shirt by the same manufacturer and same size that fits him well, but that one is only 50% cotton.
    Again, I absolutely love the design and I am considering ordering a larger size for Father’s Day.

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    Rebecca Grigg
    Bryce is Right

    Great T-shirt! Son loves it

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    Kevin Zwolak
    The shirt fits really well

    The shirt fits very well and is soft and comfortable. The "Bryce is right"logo is perfect. Worth the money!