Schuylkill River Mermaid Tee

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  • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

    This t-shirt pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

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    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton / polyester blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Color
White
Athletic Heather
Black
Heather Kelly
Light Blue
Pink
Red
Team Purple
True Royal
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Rachel Chiaverelli

Schuylkill River Mermaid Tee

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Barbara Moses
Philly Girl

This is a great way to show off my Philly Pride down here in Palm Beach!

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MALLORY DEPTOLA
Mermaid tee

I love the color and fit. Great size and easily readable!

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John Hogan
Mermaid

Love the t-shirt.

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Amelia Erickson
Awesome shirt

Love it … speedy service