Schuylkill River Mermaid Tee

1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton / polyester blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
4. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
3. Tumble dry: low heat
4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
5. Do not dryclean
6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository