Schuylkill River Mermaid Sweatshirt

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  • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

    This sweatshirt pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Classic varsity crewneck lets the world know you’re a baller
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Irish Green
Sport Grey

Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
Elizabeth OKane
Schuylkill River Mermaid Sweatshirt

Showed up fast. Awesome sweatshirt!

Natalie Ullmann
Philly Philly

Came quickly, comfortable sweatshirt, and nice hat. Already had multiple people ask where I got the march from

Julia Hickey
Schuylkill River Mermaid Sweatshirt

Loved it! Great quality and ordered a matching one with my Dad :))

Ali I
Love it

The sweatshirt is great quality and cozy. Plus I love the red color.

Kat Jordan
Amazing print, great quality

LOVE the print - very unique and helps me feel like I'm repping some true Philly vibes. The sweatshirt itself is unisex sizing, I sized up for extra bagginess. It's very soft and good quality!