Schuylkill River Mermaid Sweatshirt

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  • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

    This sweatshirt pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Classic varsity crewneck lets the world know you’re a baller
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Irish Green
Red
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White
Black

Customer Reviews

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Josh Alexander
A perfect depiction

If you don’t understand the horrors that lie within the schuylkill then you don’t deserve such a sweatshirt

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A.K.
Fabulous

It’s not sweater weather yet, but this sweatshirt is super comfy and soft and gosh darn it the design is amazing. I was thinking about purchasing it before the flood happened, but then it kept coming up and I couldn’t help myself. I’m very satisfied to rep such a beautiful Philadelphia forgotten hero as the mermaid.

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Robin Reeder
Love my sweatshirt

Everyone loves my sweatshirt!