R.I.P. Hope For Ben's Jump Shot Tee

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  • How can one of the best athletes in the world who has played basketball all day ever day for his entire life, and gets bazillions of dollars to do so, not know how to (or even attempt to) shoot a basketball?? This is one of life's great mysteries, and it will forever boggle the mind that this guy could never figure it out. We defended him up until the end, but facts are facts, and the fact is that my eight year old niece can shoot better than Ben Simmons.

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Hoops Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    3. Cotton / poly fabric blend for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
    5. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Solid White Blend
Deep Heather
Heather Red
Heather True Royal
Solid Black Blend

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
Michael Y
Ben’s shot might be dead but this shirt is ALIVE!

Great quality shirt! I plan on getting more of their products!

Lauren Wismer

My brother loved this shirt, he wore it to our family Christmas party and EVERYONE commented on it!

Sara Banka

My man loved it. 10/10

Nick Edelschein

Best shirt to never forget one of the worst pickups Philly has had. You'll always get a laugh and/or "F#&K Ben Simmons" in passing while you wear it