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  • Philthy Women's Tank Top

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    • Urban Dictionary defines "philthy" as downright dirt nasty, but in a good way (a.k.a. in a Philly way). Get philthy in this go-to tank top that fits like a well-worn favorite. Designed in the retro vintage Philadelphia baseball font of our youth, this shirt is Philly AF.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
      4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 3 reviews

    I only got to rock this once before it got cold and I put summer clothes away. It was totally Philthy, as advertised! Love it. Recommend it.


    I ordered 4 shirts. 2 for me and 2 for my partner. Absolutely fantastic. Super soft and hilarious. Go Phils!

    Megan Harrigan
    Philthy shirt

    I loved my philthy tank top. Good Quality.