Philly Wooder Park Sweatshirt

1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
4. Classic varsity crewneck lets the world know you’re a baller
5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
3. Tumble dry: medium heat
4. Do not iron
5. Do not dryclean
6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository