Philly vs All Youse Tee

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Philadelphia has always had a chip on its shoulder. The original capital of America, we’re now often overlooked as the city that sits between New York and Washington, D.C. But make no mistake about it, when push comes to shove you want Philly on your side. We back down to no one - doesn’t matter who or how many of youse there are. We’ll fight you to the bitter end because that’s just who we are. We know no other way. Even if you take us down (which you won’t), we’ll get back up and keep on fighting. If the gloves come off, you can have any and all other cities on your side. We’ll take Philly on ours. Don’t believe us? Just try us, if youse dare...

See more like this in our Jawn Collection.
1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton / polyester blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
4. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
3. Tumble dry: low heat
4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
5. Do not dryclean
6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository