Philly Is Not Normal Baby Onesie

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  • We honestly have no idea what is happening in the design on this onesie, and truth be told, we were pretty baked when coming up with it. Some strange dog-like creature walking upright and eating a quintuple stacked ice cream cone in front of a rainbow makes absolutely zero sense. Or maybe it makes all the sense?? Either way, who cares... We like it because it's different. And that's why we like Philly - because Philly is not normal.

    See more jawns like this in our Baby Onesies Collections.

    1. This onesie will make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?
    2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are cotton / poly blend) for a fabric as soft as your baby’s bottom
    4. All of our designs are printed with eco-friendly, bio-degradable and non-toxic inks to ensure the health and safety of your newborn (unlike all of our competitors who use lead, asbestos, and plutonium in their prints)
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your baby's onesie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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