Philly Comics Delco Dave vs. The Space Kraken Women's Tank Top

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  • It's a bird... It's a plane... It's Delco Dave!

    We've partnered with the fictional Philly Comics company to create the greatest superhero with a "610" area code. In this inaugural issue cover Delco Dave does battle with an evil Space Kraken who has invaded the Delaware Valley.

    Superpowers include supersonic runs to Wawa, eating copious amounts of Rita's wooder ice without getting a brain freeze, and wearing jean shorts with a retro Dave Hollins Phillies jersey in any situation.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Color
Solid Midnight Navy
Solid Black
Solid Mint
Solid Purple Rush
Solid White
Heather Grey
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