Philly Comics Delco Dave vs. The Space Kraken Tank Top

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  • It's a bird... It's a plane... It's Delco Dave!

    We've partnered with the fictional Philly Comics company to create the greatest superhero with a "610" area code. In this inaugural issue cover Delco Dave does battle with an evil Space Kraken who has invaded the Delaware Valley.

    Superpowers include supersonic runs to Wawa, eating copious amounts of Rita's wooder ice without getting a brain freeze, and wearing jean shorts with a retro Dave Hollins Phillies jersey in any situation.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
    4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Aqua TriBlend
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