Philly Comics Cheesesteak Alien Abduction Kids Tee

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  • We've all heard the recent reports of UFO sightings and classified extra-terrestrial information soon to be released by our government. But what is it that the aliens are after??

    We've partnered with the fictional Philly Comics company to put forth one theory. In this inaugural issue cover we get a War of the Worlds-esque depiction of the aliens' motives. This design imagines that the aliens have come to do something far far worse than destroy our civilization... they've come to take our Philly cheesesteaks! What a cruel fate for humanity... We'd rather be abducted and probed in our nether regions than go without our favorite whiz wit'.

    See more jawns like this in our Kids Tee Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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