Philly Comics Area 215 Alien Arrival Women's Tank Top

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  • What extra-terrestrial secrets are the government keeping in Philadelphia's famed AREA 215??

    We've partnered with the fictional Philly Comics company to find out. In this inaugural issue cover we get a glimpse of the little green man who came from outer space and landed in our backyard. Of all the places in the universe he could have chosen, he decided that Philly was where he wanted to land his UFO. Can't say that we blame him - Philly is waaayyyy better than Roswell...

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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