Philly Comics Area 215 Alien Tee

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  • What extra-terrestrial secrets are the government keeping in Philadelphia's famed AREA 215??

    We've partnered with the fictional Philly Comics company to find out. In this inaugural issue cover we get a glimpse of the little green man who came from outer space and landed in our backyard. Of all the places in the universe he could have chosen, he decided that Philly was where he wanted to land his UFO. Can't say that we blame him - Philly is waaayyyy better than Roswell...

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    3. Cotton / poly fabric blend for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
    5. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Color
Solid White Blend
Heather Brown
Heather Navy
Heather Orange
Heather Red
Heather Tan
Solid Black Blend
Heather Columbia Blue
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