Philly Comics Area 215 Alien Arrival Tank Top

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  • What extra-terrestrial secrets are the government keeping in Philadelphia's famed AREA 215??

    We've partnered with the fictional Philly Comics company to find out. In this inaugural issue cover we get a glimpse of the little green man who came from outer space and landed in our backyard. Of all the places in the universe he could have chosen, he decided that Philly was where he wanted to land his UFO. Can't say that we blame him - Philly is waaayyyy better than Roswell...

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
    4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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