Philly Baby's First Words Onesie

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  • Sure, “Mama” or “Dada” would be nice as your kid’s first words. And there’s no question that love your baby. But seriously, wouldn’t you love that little nugget so much more if his or her first words were “Dallas Sucks!”? We know we would. Heck, if you can prove it, we’ll give that kid free Phillygoat gear for life. Go Birds.

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    1. This onesie will make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?
    2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are cotton / poly blend) for a fabric as soft as your baby’s bottom
    4. All of our designs are printed with eco-friendly, bio-degradable and non-toxic inks to ensure the health and safety of your newborn (unlike all of our competitors who use lead, asbestos, and plutonium in their prints)
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your baby's onesie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
kiersten stone

Gave it to my sister in law as a baby shower gift. Her family are all Dallas fans. Spectacular reaction when she opened it. 10/10 would recommend.

Eric Austin
Hell yeah!!!

Go Eagles!!!

Christine Silverman
You are never to young to be an Eagles Fan

This oneself is so cute and it recognizes the truth in the football world....Dallas Sucks! Thank you!

Scot Saggiomo
Dallas Sucks Oncie

Love it!

Jaime Swierczek
Perfect gift!

This is perfect for my preggo friend who is a die-hard Eagles fan!!