Philadelphia Eagles Baby's First Words Onesie

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  • Sure, “Mama” or “Dada” would be nice as your kid’s first words. And there’s no question that love your baby. But seriously, wouldn’t you love that little nugget so much more if his or her first words were “Dallas Sucks!”? We know we would. Heck, if you can prove it, we’ll give that kid free Phillygoat gear for life. Go Birds.

    See more jawns like this in our Onesies Collection.

    1. This onesie will make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?
    2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are cotton / poly blend) for a fabric as soft as your baby’s bottom
    4. All of our designs are printed with eco-friendly, bio-degradable and non-toxic inks to ensure the health and safety of your newborn (unlike all of our competitors who use lead, asbestos, and plutonium in their prints)
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your baby's onesie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

Customer Reviews

Based on 10 reviews
Scot Saggiomo
Dallas Sucks Oncie

Love it!

Jaime Swierczek
Perfect gift!

This is perfect for my preggo friend who is a die-hard Eagles fan!!

Walter Locke
Every Eagle baby should have one

Great quality and price. Can't wait to give it to our 1st grand child.

Dawn M A
Cause F-Dallas

Bought the baby's first words onesie for a friend's little guy, and they loved it. He even wore it for his first Eagles vs.Dallas game (I'm still salty over the loss but I'm an Eagles fan, so totally used to it) Great site. This particular item I would say runs a little small. Will be buying from here again!

Christopher Infante
Dallas Sucks baby onesie

Fit my son great! Shipping was quick. Showed it to Twitter, they loved it. Will shop here again