Awkward Phamily Photo Philly Mascot Tee

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  • Did you ever ask yourself “what if Philly's favorite mascots' parents married each other?” No?? Well, we did (yes, we have a lot of time on our hands). We like to think that if these two became stepbrothers they would also instantly become bunkmates and best friends just like Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly’s characters in the classic comedy Step Brothers. The awkward family photo design on this t-shirt is inspired by the Step Brothers iconic movie cover, which is fitting for the City of Brotherly Love’s two favorite fuzzy monsters. The Philadelphia Wine Mixer is never going to be the same…

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball and Philly Hockey Collections.

  • Step Brothers Movie Poster
    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    3. Cotton / poly fabric blend for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
    5. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Heather Columbia Blue

Customer Reviews

Based on 7 reviews
Kimberlee Zaffarano

The shirt design is great however the decal itself feels cheap and will most likely crack after the first wash and dry.

Joseph Pozzuolo

My daughter is at University of Miami and the stepbrothers was the perfect shirt to feel at home in Philly

Cibi Kandammalil

Such funny and good quality shirts

Laura Mesias
Awesome shirt

Was a gift for a friend. He loved it!

David Puckett
Step brotherly love

Perfect! This is a great shirt. Shipping was slow.