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    • Philly and family above all. Philadelphia is more than a city. It’s the home of Brotherly Love. No matter who you are or where you go, if you’re from Philly, you’re Phamily.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Black Heather
    Heather Midnight Navy
    Heather Forest
    Heather True Royal
    Heather Orange
    Athletic Heather
    Ocean Blue

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 10 reviews
    Style and comfort!

    A new favorite shirt! The “Phamily” shirt from Phillygoat expresses what we Phans are with our team! The shirt is stylish, comfortable, and fits great! Phillygoat shipped the item quickly and it arrived fast! Thank you!

    Christie Behnam

    I have now lived in Baltimore for many years but grew up close to Philly. After a recent weekend getaway to Philly where I got to introduce my kiddos to the city for the first time we all got Phamily tees. They all fit perfectly, are super soft and comfortable and remind of a trip and city really close to our hearts. Thanks Phillygoat!

    Yvette Homan
    Phillies Game day shirts

    Love the shirts! I got them for my “phamily” as Christmas presents. Can’t wait to wear them to the Phillies games this upcoming season.

    John Severoni
    Philly Goat Size Issues

    I’m a huge Philly sports fan. Love to support local businesses and fellow Philly sports fans.
    However the sizes are not accurate. I’m a medium and have been for 30 years I bought tees for my son and wife all were not accurate to their sizes

    Kelvin Choice

    "Phamily" Tee