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Ladies really dug Pat's long ball and Clooney-esque features, so if you were born in Philly during the early aughts and have a square jaw line, there is a pretty decent chance that Pat the Bat is your biological father.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee more jawns like this in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/phillygoat.com\/collections\/phillies\" title=\"Phillygoat Philadelphia Phillies Baseball Collection\"\u003ePhilly Baseball Collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli id=\"tab2\"\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli type=\"disc\"\u003eDesigned by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli type=\"disc\"\u003e100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli type=\"disc\"\u003eShow off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli type=\"disc\"\u003eDefinitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli id=\"tab3\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. 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