Pat Burrell Is My Biological Father Onesie

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  • Pat the Bat played in Philadelphia from 2000 to 2008 and was legendary for rounding the bases on and off the field (wink, wink...). Ladies really dug Pat's long ball and Clooney-esque features, so if your kid was born in Philly and has a square jaw line, there is a pretty decent chance that Pat the Bat is their biological father.

    See more jawns like this in our Onesies Collection.

    1. This onesie will make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?
    2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are cotton / poly blend) for a fabric as soft as your baby’s bottom
    4. All of our designs are printed with eco-friendly, bio-degradable and non-toxic inks to ensure the health and safety of your newborn (unlike all of our competitors who use lead, asbestos, and plutonium in their prints)
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your baby's onesie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Rachel Hemberger

Can't wait to see my little lady in this!

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Christopher Kline
Classic joke

Outfit fit the baby well too