Pat Burrell Is My Biological Father Onesie

  • Pat the Bat played in Philadelphia from 2000 to 2008 and was legendary for rounding the bases on and off the field (wink, wink...). Ladies dig the long ball and Clooney-esque features, so if you were born in Philly during the early aughts and have a square jaw line, there is a pretty decent chance that Pat the Bat is your biological father.

    See more jawns like this in our Onesies Collection.

    1. This onesie will make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?
    2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    3. Ringspun cotton fabric blend with a softness that’s only rivaled by your baby’s bottom
    4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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