"No Shower Happy Hour" Tri-Blend Tee

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  • Why shower after the beach when you could just head straight to the bar? Inspired by the summertime day drinking debauchery found at The O.D. in Sea Isle City, NJ, this shirt pairs well with sand on your feet and a beer in your hand.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3413. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex triblend is truly the GOAT, and it's not even close. So comfortable that my will actually stipulates I be buried in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly / rayon fabric blend that's so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
    4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    5. Printed with a special ink for a more faded vintage look
    6. Phillygoat branded outer label so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
    7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Gentle cycle
    3. Do not bleach
    4. Tumble dry: low heat
    5. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat (don't iron the print)
    6. Do not dryclean
    7. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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