No One Likes Us Youth Tee

  • “We’re from Philly, f*cking Philly. No one likes us, we don’t care.” Was there a prouder moment in Philadelphia sports history than when our Eagles Super Bowl parade culminated in Jason Kelce, donned in Mummers attire, lead us in singing this song? Not only did we come together as one city that day, but belting out this song together raised a collective middle finger to every other city in the world that ever doubted us. These words might as well be the official motto of Philadelphia, and we're proud to feature them on this super soft youth tee.

    See more jawns like this in our Eagles Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic youth-sized crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are what douchey NYC / L.A. parents get their kids
    3. 100% airlume combed & ringspoun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
    5. Relaxed, lightweight, unisex fit your kid'll never want to take off
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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