No One Likes Us Tee

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  • “We’re from Philly, f*cking Philly. No one likes us, we don’t care.” Was there a prouder moment in Philadelphia sports history than when our Eagles Super Bowl parade culminated in Jason Kelce, donned in Mummers attire, lead us in singing this song? Not only did we come together as one city that day, but belting out this song together raised a collective middle finger to every other city in the world that ever doubted us. These words might as well be the official motto of Philadelphia, and we're proud to feature them on this super soft tee.

    See more jawns like this in our Eagles Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton / polyester blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
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No One Likes Us Tee

Melinda S

I've officially gone on a binge of buying all the Philly goat tees. I have a bigger cup size but I still love a tight fitting but comfortable tee & these fit amazing! For reference, I'm 5'8 with a D cup. I was worried about a size S tee being short but it's not at all! Super happy customer here!

Lauren DelBuono Miller
Great product

Great shop and excellent customer service. I screwed up ordering and the owner was quick to fix it and shipped out fast!


Exactly what I was expecting