No One Likes Us Hoodie

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  • “We’re from Philly, f**king Philly. No one likes us, we don’t care.” Was there a prouder moment in Philadelphia sports history than when our Eagles Super Bowl parade culminated in Jason Kelce, donned in Mummers attire, leading us in singing this song? Not only did we come together as one city that day, but belting out this song together raised a collective middle finger to every other city in the world that ever doubted us. These words might as well be the official motto of Philadelphia, and we're proud to feature them on this classic hoodie.

    See more jawns like this in our Eagles Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Front pouch pocket is the perfect size for transporting a Dalessandro’s cheese steak or Wawa hoagie
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your hoodie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium
    4. Iron, steam or dry: low heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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