Mr. Sandman's Boxing Gym Sweatshirt

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  • The #1 ranked boxer in the World Circuit of Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Mr. Sandman was no joke. A formidable penultimate boss, I can't tell you how many times I was within striking distance of reaching the final title bout with Tyson only to have Little Mac get sent straight to dreamland by a Mr. Sandman uppercut.

    Other opponents had tricks - like Great Tiger's vanishing act. Some had gimmicks - like Don Flamenco's flamboyant rose-in-the-mouth two-step-tango. And some, like Soda Popinksi, just straight up had a drinking problem. But Mr. Sandman was different. No frills. No hype. Just a mean mug and an even meaner right hook.

    It's no accident that the makers of Mike Tyson's Punch Out made Philadelphia be Mr. Sandman's hometown. A great boxer who was tough as nails and let his fists do the talking, some believe Mr. Sandman was modeled after Philly's own Smokin' Joe Frazier.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Classic varsity crewneck lets the world know you’re a baller
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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