Moon Man Birds Fan

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  • "One small step for man, one giant leap for Birds fans."

    On July 20, 1969, Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were the first people to set foot on the moon. What many people don't know (other than some very astute consipiracy theorists from the "215") is that instead of planting an American flag on the lunar surface, these two die-hard Birds fans actually planted an Eagles flag there. This was quickly covered up by our Washington, D.C.-based government (many of whom were Redskins fans at the time) and also Texas-based NASA, which was made up of many Dallas Cowboys fans.

    We are here to clear up the hoax and shine a light on the truth that the moon landing was actually consummated with the planting of a giant kelly green, silver, and white "Go Birds" flag. Fly Eagles, Fly... all the way to the moon (and beyond).

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.


    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    3. Cotton / poly fabric blend for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
    5. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Color
Solid Black Blend
Deep Heather
Heather Kelly
Solid White Blend
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