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    • The Beast of the East has been unleashed. We can only sit back and marvel at the superhero that Joel has become.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Everyone needs a go-to hoodie to curl up in, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Gildan 18500 is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      4. Front pouch pocket is the perfect size for transporting a Dalessandro’s cheese steak or Wawa hoagie
      5. Phillygoat branded sleeve so you know it's not a knock-off
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your hoodie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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    I feel as this was a disappointment, I live in Baltimore but Philly is all my teams I am a humongous Joel embiid fan always have been since the moment he was in college and the graphic is all faded and a little bit off center it just doesn't look rich and stand out. I know what it's like because I sell sneakers all over the world and you have to make things perfect these days to get your repeat business