Good Things Happen in Philadelphia Baby Onesie

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  • Time to say goodbye to the orange jabroni (and we’re not talking about Gritty) who claimed that bad things happen in Philadelphia so that we can celebrate all of the good things that happen here. Philadelphia is where democracy was born in 1776 and it’s also where democracy was saved in 2020 when we collectively swung the tide of an election, ultimately getting us back on track to truly making America great again. This design, featuring our very own iconic Liberty Bell in all its glory, is a symbol of unity, hope, and positivity that emanates from the City of Brotherly Love – the one city that the entire free world can count on when push comes to shove.

    See more jawns like this in our Onesies Collection.

    1. This onesie will make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?
    2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are cotton / poly blend) for a fabric as soft as your baby’s bottom
    4. All of our designs are printed with eco-friendly, bio-degradable and non-toxic inks to ensure the health and safety of your newborn (unlike all of our competitors who use lead, asbestos, and plutonium in their prints)
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your baby's onesie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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