"Beard Head" Tee

Size Guide
  • Fear the beard... (and the smooth lefty J... and the stepback three... and the Euro step... and the savvy dimes.. and the yo-yo handles... and the free throw bonanza... and the...)

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
    4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
    6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
    7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
    2. Use a mild detergent
    3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
    4. Do not use any fabric softeners
    5. Do not dry-clean
    6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
    7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
    8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Color
Black Heather
Red
Heather Midnight Navy
Dark Grey Heather
Heather True Royal
Tan
Heather Blue
Athletic Heather
Heather Dust
White
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Customer Reviews

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Marsha Ryan
Coolest t shirt

Lots of compliments

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Anonymous
Fear the beard

Great shirt with a unique design!

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Toni
Fear the Beard Tshirt

I love this t-shirt, so soft! My t-shirt size is usually a Women's L or Men's M. I ordered a XL since these were listed as Youth. A Size Large would have been fine and that is what I will order in the future. Definitely will order more from this Company.

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Daniela DiCandilo
Great Tshirt!

Bought this for my son & he loves it. Material is nice. Fits tts.

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Thomas Wenger

Loved it!