Fear the Beard Kids Tee

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  • Fear the beard... (and the smooth lefty J... and the stepback three... and the Euro step... and the savvy dimes.. and the yo-yo handles... and the free throw bonanza... and the...)

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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emcgoogs
Great quality

Purchased “Fear the Beard” tee for my son, soft material, didn’t shrink in wash, definite A+ quality