Fear the Beard Hoodie

Size Guide
  • Fear the Beard... (and the smooth lefty J... and the stepback three... and the Euro step... and the savvy dimes.. and the yo-yo handles... and the free throw bonanza... and the...)

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Front pouch pocket is the perfect size for transporting a Dalessandro’s cheese steak or Wawa hoagie
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your hoodie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium
    4. Iron, steam or dry: low heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Customer Reviews

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Del Jones
Fire.

The Fear The Beard hoodie is smooth. The beard brand is centered perfectly on a 3X hoodie and that is not always the case with extra big hoodies.
Very comfortable to wear and it looks good. Get a lot of compliments. Thanks!

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Edward Green
Beard sweatshirt

Comfortable and true to size. Would recommend

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Matthew Chambers
Awesome Design

Fit is decent, but seems to run a bit large/wide. I’d recommend ordering a size down, at least for sweatshirts.

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Jennifer Winkelman
Not as advertised

Sweatshirt I bought was not as advertised. The colors on the sweatshirt were different than what I bought. Emailed customer service over a week ago and they never responded. Quality was ok for what I did get, just simply wasn’t what I ordered.

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SHAWN D GRANT
Awesome quality hoodie

Comfortable material nice big design good price