Birds Rock Paper Scissors Tee

  • We all know the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors game from back when we were five. What we didn't know is that it has been scientifically proven to identify top tier NFL potential. Move over moneyball. There's a new game in town.

    Go Birds!

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Football collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Kenzinger to inspire creativity
    2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    3. Ringspun cotton fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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