Beast Coast Baby Onesie

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  • There may be jabronis who claim that the West Coast is the Best Coast, but real ones know the East Coast is the Beast Coast. It’s a scientific fact that something in the wooder on the eastern seaboard just makes people go harder than our softer counterparts along the Pacific. This design is an ode to the beast mode that lives in all Philadelphians, including your precious little baby. Rock the look in colors that have been inspired by our Flyers, Eagles, Phillies, or Sixers

    See more jawns like this in our Onesies Collection.

    1. This onesie will make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?
    2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are cotton / poly blend) for a fabric as soft as your baby’s bottom
    4. All of our designs are printed with eco-friendly, bio-degradable and non-toxic inks to ensure the health and safety of your newborn (unlike all of our competitors who use lead, asbestos, and plutonium in their prints)
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your baby's onesie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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