"Beard Head" Premium Hoodie

Size Guide
  • Fear the Beard... (and the smooth lefty J... and the stepback three... and the Euro step... and the savvy dimes.. and the yo-yo handles... and the free throw bonanza... and the...)

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Everyone needs a go-to hoodie to curl up in, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Cotton Heritage hoodie is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Front pouch pocket is the perfect size for transporting a Dalessandro’s cheese steak or Wawa hoagie
    5. Phillygoat branded sleeve so you know it's not a knock-off
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your hoodie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
    2. Use a mild detergent
    3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
    4. Do not use any fabric softeners
    5. Do not dry-clean
    6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
    7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
    8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Charcoal Heather
Team Royal
Carolina Blue
Carbon Grey

Customer Reviews

Based on 10 reviews
Del Jones

The Fear The Beard hoodie is smooth. The beard brand is centered perfectly on a 3X hoodie and that is not always the case with extra big hoodies.
Very comfortable to wear and it looks good. Get a lot of compliments. Thanks!

Edward Green
Beard sweatshirt

Comfortable and true to size. Would recommend

Matthew Chambers
Awesome Design

Fit is decent, but seems to run a bit large/wide. I’d recommend ordering a size down, at least for sweatshirts.

Jennifer Winkelman
Not as advertised

Sweatshirt I bought was not as advertised. The colors on the sweatshirt were different than what I bought. Emailed customer service over a week ago and they never responded. Quality was ok for what I did get, just simply wasn’t what I ordered.

Awesome quality hoodie

Comfortable material nice big design good price