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Awkward Phamily Photo Philly Mascot Women's Tank Top

  • Did you ever ask yourself “what if Philly's favorite mascots' parents married each other?” No?? Well, we did (yes, we have a lot of time on our hands). We like to think that if these two became stepbrothers they would also instantly become bunkmates and best friends just like Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly’s characters in the classic comedy Step Brothers. The awkward family photo design on this racerback tank top is inspired by the Step Brothers iconic movie cover, which is fitting for the City of Brotherly Love’s two favorite fuzzy mascots. The Philadelphia Wine Mixer is never going to be the same…

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball and Philly Hockey Collections.

  • Step Brothers Movie Poster
    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
    4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Do not iron
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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