Awkward Phamily Photo Philly Mascot Tank Top

Size Guide
  • Did you ever ask yourself “what if Philly's favorite mascots' parents married each other?” No?? Well, we did (yes, we have a lot of time on our hands). We like to think that if these two became stepbrothers they would also instantly become bunkmates and best friends just like Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly’s characters in the classic comedy Step Brothers. The awkward family photo design on this tank top is inspired by the Step Brothers iconic movie cover, which is fitting for the City of Brotherly Love’s two favorite fuzzy mascots. The Philadelphia Wine Mixer is never going to be the same…

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball and Philly Hockey Collections.

  • Step Brothers Movie Poster
    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Show off the guns in this sleeveless relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off
    4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your tank top is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: medium
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
Color
Black
White
Size

Customer Reviews

No reviews yet
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)