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  • "Atta-boy, Harper" Toddler Tee

    • A message for Orlando Arcia and the Atlanta Braves: DON'T POKE THE PHUCKING BEAR.

      Celebrate what may go down as the coldest moment in Philly sports history.

      GO PHILS!

    • See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
      3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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